Sunday, May 24, 2009

Captain's Log, Stardate: May 24th, 2009

Meet Chris.



He's a 27-year-old (as I write this) high-functioning autistic man (some debate this fact, actually, and say he's just plain psycho, but anyway) who is desperately trying to find a sweetheart/lose his virginity/etc. You might think, 'but Marcella! He's autistic! You shouldn't make fun of him!'. Now, normally, I'd agree, honestly. I'm not that mean. But Chrissy here has an ugly background that I'd rather not go too deeply into. Let's just say that it involves pinning women against walls against their will, stalking girls at malls (and eventually getting banned from said malls), and worst of all, taking nude pictures.

Now, if you will, picture this man naked.

When you stop crying, clawing at your eyeballs and reaching for the brain-bleach, I'm sure you will agree when I say that he has it coming. Anyway, onto the comments now.

Chris's videos are practically a gold mine with the fact that about three quarters of the comments are made by people with at least half a brain who can crack a decent joke (with the exception of the other quarter, who typically make comments like 'ur a gey fagget'). Here are some from the video above. (Usernames are not blurred, unless I find reason for them to be or if said user asks me to.) Click 'em to enlarge.






And there you have it.

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